the hierarchy of candy

    1. Snickers
    2. Milky Way Dark
    3. Milky Way
    3. 3 Musketeers
    4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
    5. Twix
    5. Kit Kat
    6. Starburst
    7. Hot Tamales
    8. Candy necklace
    9. Necco Wafers
    10. Nerds
    11. Handful of sugar
    12. Maple syrup
    13. Sweet’N Low
    14. Brazil nuts
    15. Feta cheese
    16. 9-volt battery
    17. Cat food
    18. Poultry drippings
    19. Rock salt
    20. Dirt

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